Might need bigger desk
Following on from the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain doing Kate Bush we have Metallica on cellos

Yup, $500 ethernet cable.
so, the old joke discussion of hifi-nuts comes round again. a quick google later I find myself so far boggled I still don’t know how to cope.
Possibly the ultimate mains fuse. Rhodium plated pure silver conductors, which are both demagnetised and cryogenically treated. Only available in 13A size. £39.95 each.